Do you drink?

White Light
- Gorillaz 
- 2005
- UK



I like this song, it's clear and simple, doesn't beat about the bush... It makes sense in a way and may even simulate an experience induced by the second keyword. It's the only other word you're going to hear I might add.

Shalala lala .... in the headline

Shalala lala
- Vengaboys  
- 2000
- Netherlands


This song starts promisingly, the lyrics make sense and the first couple of verses actually try to tell a story but then the chorus comes and you're not going to hear anything else than shalala la and a two verses which repeat and repeat... You may know this song very well but I bet you haven't seen the video clip. Believe me you're in for a weird surprise.

How Much Is The Fish

How Much Is The Fish?
- Scooter  
- 1998
- Germany


This song has been haunting me since my childhood. I never got to know how much is the fish. More importantly I never understood why on Earth are they even asking this question. The song goes something like this:

Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt

Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt
- DJ Alex C feat. Y-ass
- 2077
- Germany



Even if you don't understand anything in German, you will still understand what this song is about. And if you felt like there isn't enough buttocks in it, just read the name of the artist responsible. That's right, she calls herself "Y-ass" it's as if she was asking herself: "Why is there so much ass?"