Are you dirty dirty dirty?

Dirty Dancer
- Enrique Iglesias, Usher
- 2011
- Spain, US


Why do songs like this always have to become so popular? It starts with calling out names of the artist as if we cared and then goes on and on and on repeating a few words. In the meantime there has to be a mindless video with lots of nearly naked girls and the  protagonists who try to look as badass and cool as they possibly can. Why do people still like this? Please tell me why nobody's bored of this yet.

Recently I read a comment on youtube below a similar music video and it said something along the lines of: "This porn was really boring and the music was so distracting." So yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

This time the lyrics start ok, it's a dumm concept but for what it's worth it works. After a few lines though it slips into this horrible cycle of repeating just two words again and again. It's as if somebody took two texts, one being the lyrics and the other a list of.... well two words and combined them so that at the start there would be 0% of the latter and in the end 100% thus brainwashing anyone who thought there were any lyrics at all.


Lyrics:
Enrique, Usher
This is for the dirty girls
All around the world
Here we go

Dirty dirty dancer

‘Nother day, ‘nother night
And she acting like she don’t sleep
She’s a five when she drinks
But she’s a ten when she’s on top of me

She don’t want love she just wanna touch
She’s a greedy girl to never get enough
She don’t wanna love she just wanna touch
Got all the moves that make you get it up

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only

It’s a game
That she plays
She can win with her eyes closed
It’s insane how she tames
She can turn you to an animal

She don’t want love she just wanna touch
She’s a greedy girl to never get enough
She don’t wanna love she just wanna touch
She’s got all the moves that make you give it up

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only

Never be her only

She never satisfied
You better do it right
Before you’re lonely

No, she’s never satisfied
You better do it right
Before you’re lonely

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only

She’s a dirty dirty dancer dirty dirty dancer,
Never ever lonely
She’s a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer
You’ll never be her only
You’ll never be her only

The girl don’t stop
Dirty dancer

The girl don’t stop
The girl don’t stop
Dirty dancer

The girl don’t stop
The girl don’t stop
Dirty dancer

The girl don’t stop
The girl don’t stop

• Keyword repeated:  cca 28x
• Do they mention something else than the keyword: yup 
• Does it make any sense: yes

• Overall stupidity score: 6/10